Andy Lockyer

RHB/SRAG Born: Edinburgh, 1964

Made his debut in 2006 following expulsion from the Fingringhoe Whalebones for continually breaking wind in the slips.

Presumably an unexposed talent in the bowling department that, like Auntie's best china, is being saved for some future special occasion. Serves up slow right arm grenades which are despatched with gay abandon by the opposition.

Awful batsman who still finds it a huge achievement to take guard at both ends. Unwisely has challenged 'Flatbat' Johnson to a six hit challenge for the 2009 season.