Richard Scratcher

RHB/OB Born: Peldon, 1979

Local boy whose genuine all-round talents have yet to be appreciated at The Brow.

Lethargic middle order batsman who prefers only to play away games after falling out with the ancient bar critics following an unsuccessful innings in 2005.

Bowls gentle off breaks and away swingers which would have been better rewarded if our slip fieldsmen could catch.

Often falls asleep in the field if he can get away with it. Rumoured to be a soap dropper in the showers.